parandekar

Another name for the act of masturbation.

When I get home after a long days work, i love to pull out the hand lotion and give my self a good parandekar.
When i got home early one day, i caught my brother in the act of parandekar-ing his wanker.

by schlong boy November 4, 2013

parankaphobia

A fear of Booths.

I can't got to the restaurant as i have parankaphobia and i may piss my pants.

by TRICK88 July 22, 2014

Paranoiding

The act of making people paranoid

ex. when you try to break the blocks from under a person when they’re speedbridging in Minecraft

Stop paranoiding me

by MyerFire January 19, 2019

parandvash

nice cute and handsome girl who never believe in herself but she is an angel
be careful with the one with brown eyes :)
they might be shy but they know how to use words together.
in fact Parandvash means like heaven :)

-oh look that girl +her name is parandvash , call her parand.

by someone __ September 27, 2019

Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

Slash Paranoia

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.

Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.

by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011

Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.

Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia

by gyreaux November 22, 2019