Parker

Ugly a”” and a cheater.‼️NEVER DATE A PARKER ‼️

Look at that guy he so ugly he has to be a Parker.

by Macy bradford November 26, 2017

A Parker

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

by Crooked08 February 12, 2008

parker

A mountain man. a very good looking dude. super sweet and nice. he may stare at you and seem to be in love with you; but you may never know. awesome in every way. very athletic such as rock climbing, skiing, speedflying, surfing, hunting, etc. ....but he never sticks around to tell you his real feelings if they were ever there?

parker is gone? is parker a chicken at heart? man or mouse?

by namemyname May 19, 2020

Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

parker

he is a beaver looking bubbly buck teeth cracker

damn parker really looks like a hamster

by zephlover123 November 21, 2019

parker.

1)A.k.a satan incarnate
2)a badass that knows more ways to kill you then any karate master.
3)a medievil weapons master that would make Luke skywalker look like a little baby with light stick.

Dude, Parker just f***** that guy up...

by Memnon May 2, 2005

parker

a lady's man/ sexy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won't and his dick is huge

i saw parker last night with 20 chicks

by jmoser December 22, 2008