parking in the first or second spot nearest to the destination.
parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).
parking right next to the door or the building.
parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).
parking right next to the door or the building.
by 2loki September 2, 2005
Get the rockstar parking mug.When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.
"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"
by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003
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Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.
I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.
by mechafroggie June 20, 2008
Get the parking lot surfing mug.Person who circles around a parking lot in their vehicle looking and waiting for anyone that is getting into their vehicle to leave so the "vulture" may immediately take the spot. This is usually done because the "vulture" is too lazy to take a spot further away from the entrance. Universities and large chain stores are usually full of parking lot vultures much like a desert is full of actual vultures.
Person 1: I was dropping some things off in my car this morning after I went to the gym and someone was stopped right behind me. Then they peeled out after they saw that I was just dropping things off to my car.
Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.
Person 1: Those people are dicks.
Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.
Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.
Person 1: Those people are dicks.
Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.
by WhattheChuck April 17, 2013
Get the Parking Lot Vulture mug.A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!
by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017
Get the JFK airport parking whore mug.Wow, I was just parking a buick in your bathroom and you didn't flush earler so we are setting up a dealership
by Jed p December 15, 2005
Get the Parking a buick mug.as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"
by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005
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