A group of young men, usually very handsome and often shirtless, proudly strolling in front of older womencougars
by Reno Katscher May 25, 2009
A person who is cunty to such an extreme degree that they are cuntier than an entire parade of cunts.
by mathematicalNonsense January 06, 2016
A non trivial sized line of men at Bathroom or Portable toilet that seemingly all need to poop urgently
I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.
by Mr. Pix September 21, 2018
1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.
Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!
Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.
Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.
by SirSpen January 29, 2011
The act of sticking your penis in the ass of the man in front of you, and taking the penis of the person behind you into your ass, forming an almost immaculate conga line.
"Hey Bill, you wanna go to the cornucopia parade with us?"
"Nah man, my girl pegged me last night it would ruin the while vibe."
"Nah man, my girl pegged me last night it would ruin the while vibe."
by Chimken-Tendies October 05, 2021
Trump's military parade is a Charade Parade.
by Ms Linguis March 13, 2018
by Chief Maizholington September 05, 2015