how can this happen well let me explain and don't get mad brace your self. let's see you watch a lot of good tv shows and you hate the off time in between seasons and years and you decide to wait until it's all done so you can watch it all back to back in a day or so . right? let's say everyone start doing that because they love you for it and all these good shows get cancel because they don't have good ratings or whatever keeps it going because you waiting for all the shows to get done even so you can fast forward all the commercials or buy the dvd or blue ray collection or etc.
The Good Pandemic....but the world only knows what a epidemic is right? what if we had a horrible pandemic it's over for everyone. The good thing about a the Good Pandemic is that it wouldn't happen if you was all alone but you had to be a true hero didn't you Son? yes FATHER GOD i said...i am sorry will i understand when i grow up one day my FATHER GOD as i kneel respectfully before my LORD AND KING AND SAVIOR the only of his Kind who is ABSOLUTE PERFECT AND ABSOLUTEY PERFECTLY VIRTUOUS! AMEN!
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the The Good Pandemicmug. A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.
"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
by Pandemic P January 12, 2022
Get the Pandemic Fattiesmug. The pandemic is nowhere near unbearable, so if it lasts longer because of people not getting vaccinated, it lasts longer. It's already lasted over a year, nobody that hasn't gotten a vaccine is in a hurry.
There is nothing unbearable about the pandemic. It is a pestilence perpetuated by pests, that's about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
Get the Pandemicmug. Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
by Jandice411 October 24, 2022
Get the Pandemic Conspirititismug. The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.
by JAKram May 11, 2020
Get the Pandemic Puzzle Dandermug. This is so toxic viral it can’t really be spelled out in any language without breaking. But this is what you call someone who get so toxic , intoxicating, venomous and poisonous from many different strands of hiv and other sexual transmitted disease that their breath it self is contagious and doesn’t die out and their fats and it kills everyone around her way faster than their self because their body had time to build up the immunities to last longer. So it’s more like a zombie . A person about to die and can’t be saved. Dead man walking. As the expression says.
D0n@LD +rumq Pandemic is hard to quarantine and can’t handle transporting them or studying them nothing can protect against them. Even burning them alive only stops it from keep spreading but the smoke goes on to spread forever but they kept keep making more fart gas or breath that’s contagious. Hardly anyone loves to tell about it. One person saw it go down on live video footage.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022
Get the D0n@LD +rumq pandemicmug. Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!
by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020
Get the Pandemic Standard Timemug.