peemple

A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.

I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

peemonkey12

A very talented and sexy man, who goes by the name Sage Sagbert or "fart boy". He is peemonkey12 on TikTok. Everything he does is mesmerizing and he is very intelligent.

Wow... Did you see peemonkey12's new post on tiktok? He's so hot and sexy. I just want to kiss him on the mouth.

by webababbebbauufbababba November 11, 2021

Panemerate

To make into bread or add bread.

To make a mozzarella stick, just panemerate cheese.

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds September 25, 2022

pavement pounder

a vehicle built for the off-road by a guy with cash and a small penis only to be driven on the street

Hey Fred look at that pavement pounder

by manbigt February 14, 2014

pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it

my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly

by Nick Tra April 7, 2008

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.

'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."

by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018

pavement inspector

Someone lying face-down in the street, either due to drunkenness, drug overdose, fatal stab wounds, or living in Chigaco.

"We've got a pavement inspector on 4th and Delbrooke

by Dr_dude January 12, 2019