Pedonecrohomobeastialic

One who who fornicates with a dead, same sex, baby, animal.

I saw Steven fornicating with his dead rabbit last night. Which proves he is a pedonecrohomobeastialic.

by Gnome Child March 30, 2009

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Pedonegronecrophilia

One who has relations with dead African-American children.

Antoine: "Hide your kids, cause there's a Pedonegronecrophiliac up in here."

by Bob_Wilson February 26, 2011

Pedonym

A false name that pedophiles use to lure children back to their house.

So I found out the pedonym of the notorius child raper B.I.G. It was SparklesMcUnicorn555.

by D3x3001 July 6, 2011

pandon

A person usually male that prefers pandas to humans and therefore decides to become a panda. Pandons tend to actually be named Landon or Brandon.

Person 1:Hey Pandon

Landon/Brandon: Hi Person 1

by calculator boy February 20, 2017

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

I beg your pardon

Englishman asking for something to be repeated.

Get your balls of my face
I beg your pardon?
You heard what i fucking said

by BritishsSpoon March 20, 2020