Paedophiles

Someone who likes small children...

The all need there bollocks cutting off! With a teaspoon

Often found browsing internet fourms!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop looking at children you paedophile!

by little tit of the internet October 30, 2003

paedophilic

someone who is a paedophile

that geezer is definitely paedophilic

by Adam Carrara December 22, 2004

Pedocartaphobia

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.

Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.

by tishaface March 29, 2009

Paddock

The place to be. A place wherein a massive amount of awesomeness, sexuality, attractiveness and intelligence join together to create a place where everyone wants to be.

"The paddock is my favourite place. Everyone should go there"

"the paddock is my favourite place in the world."

by bano11 May 1, 2010

paedosmile

A nonse with an unerving grin

look at that cunt, he's got a paedosmile, he needs fucking hanging!

by Hessay April 15, 2003

paedo bill

the fat man that used to hang around your school!

mommy that fat man over there is looking at me.
yes dear thats just paedo bill.

by bill hahaha! May 9, 2005

Pædophile

Someone who likes kids in a sexual way

Adi: Sorry Mr. File but we’re gonna have to refuse you this job.
Peter: But I’m great with kids, especially in bed.
Adi: Exactly!
Cringey guy: Hah! Peter File, more like Pædophile!

by Ghenggy da Munky October 6, 2018