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lol-patrol

lol-patrol means almost the same as "lolpatrol". But the patrol is NOT a weird patrol, it's a patrol you lol at.
<Blade X> Omg those kids over there are such a lol-patrol
<lallnubben> haha, let's LOL at them
by Lolpatrolinspektøren December 6, 2006
mugGet the lol-patrolmug.

Thot Patrol

A Squad of highly trained homies who are experienced in dealing with the art of Thottery.

They came to exterminate all Thots so no nibba has to sob during Sad Nigga Hours
Thot 1: My Hoe! the Thot Patrol is around the block
Thot 2: Oh Shit! They came to exterminate us
by AnimeWaffle November 10, 2017
mugGet the Thot Patrolmug.

honky patrol

Ohh no! Its the honky patrol! Lets get outta here.
by Dom Mascarella July 17, 2006
mugGet the honky patrolmug.

Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.
(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol
by J-j-jibby Jonez June 15, 2011
mugGet the Shard Patrolmug.

boobie patrol

the act of searching for a strip club (there must be at least 2 people in a patrol squad if there is only one person then it is a boobie sentry)
My friends and I had just eaten and decided to go on boobie patrol to spend the rest of our night.
by T he Mike F January 11, 2008
mugGet the boobie patrolmug.

Perv patrol

Perv patrol is the act of a senior citizen stalking your closest Walmart for girls or driving around your local cumbys creeping on the local tail..
Boney was out on perv patrol again I ran into him at cumbys ..
by Big daddy domestic November 23, 2021
mugGet the Perv patrolmug.

Troll Patrollers

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.
See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!
by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012
mugGet the Troll Patrollersmug.

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