pts fuq

an outlet to release for veterans

pts fuq da sheeeet outta my wifey

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

PT Cruise

To eat naught but Pop-Tarts® from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.

"Sorry, I can't have any salad. I'm on a PT Cruise." :smug:

by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013

Pt. cruiser

The perfect megan car. Small, short, and not easy to crash into trees with.

"Hey, check this out, rachel. It's a pt. cruiser"

"I know right arnold. Let us get it for megan for her birthday."

by Katniss Everdeens March 27, 2012

PT Loser

1. (n.) A deragatory term for the Chrysler PT Cruiser, refering to the style and general look of the automobile.

1. (n.) A deragatory term for those who drive the Chrysler PT Cruiser.

I was trying to get off the freeway, but this PT loser cut me off!

by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005

PT Loser

noun; see also pt luiser; any variation of the standard, already pauperized pt cruiser. Usually found with wooden side-panneling, flashy accessories, or flame graphics, giving the appearance of living life in overdrive. Primarily the direct result of mid-life crises.

"My parents bought me a pt loser for xmas... FUCK YEA!!"

by chandizl December 22, 2008

pt cruiser

An abominably fugly car built on the exact same chassis as a neon, dreamt up by Chrysler officials who decided the company didn't suck enough. Slow, hideous, and ridiculous. I refer to them as "PR Losers."

My drivers ed teacher drives a PT Cruiser because he knows it's so ugly nobody would fail to see it on a street.

by Imus November 22, 2003

PT Dick

The shrinking of a penis to an unnatural size during times of intense workout, and the following shower afterward.

Man we ran so much this morning i had a rokus pt dick when we were done.

by byrnesrockr March 12, 2009