The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 23, 2013
Get the Nobel Pieces Prizemug. An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.
by Onionhead01 July 14, 2024
Get the keep ya eyes on the prizemug. by toeofficial April 12, 2015
Get the Prized Toemug. by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007
Get the floor prizemug. A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding
Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding
Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.
The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019
Get the Consolation Prizemug. Piece of meat. But a good piece of meat, like the goat you would enter in the 4H fair that would win a ribbon. You might enter the goat when it was alive and then kill it to eat it. Which is why people raise goats for meat and milk.
Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.
Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.
Suggests exploitation.
Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.
Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.
Suggests exploitation.
How do you like that goat stew? Its made from the prized goat.
Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.
With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.
Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.
With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.
by princesscant December 23, 2011
Get the Prized goatmug. When a person is baked as fuck but says something extremely intelligent, so they get honoured with the Snoobel prize referring to Snoob D-O-MOTHERFRUCKING-DOUBLE-G, iconic rapper of our times. Obviously, it's the biggest accomplishment to gain as a stoner.
*insert a groundbreaking descovery while high*
Holy shit bro! That's amazing! Hereby I award you with the Snoobel prize.
Holy shit bro! That's amazing! Hereby I award you with the Snoobel prize.
by stonepac April 10, 2022
Get the Snoobel prizemug.