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presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address
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Presidential

Instead of making derogatory remarks like, retard, faggot, nigger, spic, Jew, etc, let's use a word that has disappointed the masses for years, president or presidential for a more broad term.
Yo, bro, that was the most presidential thing I have ever seen!

You are the biggest president I have ever seen.

Dude, do you know him? You are a serious Pice President
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Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.
John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.
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Presidential fade

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.
Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.
by ABirdM June 29, 2022
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Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.
"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"
by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017
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Presidential

Some rich men pay good money for hot Russian girls to pee on them
One might say he received the Presidential treatment
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Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
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