its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
by martin3039191 October 22, 2007
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Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.
by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010
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"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
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Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
by JM Law April 29, 2008
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by Sandfoxxxx December 15, 2011
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Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
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Person 1: wtf?
by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014
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noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.
b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.
c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.
**Because life is all too short**
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.
b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.
c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.
**Because life is all too short**
"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.
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