bookcase poser

someone who poses like they are smart;
a pseudo intellectual that likes to take pictures in front of books

the word "bookcase poser" comes from the media tradition of posing people (usually politicians etc) in front of a bookcase full of hard to read books to sell the impression that they are more intelligent than you

"hey homie,today on the news they interviewed bookcase poser, big bird ,from sesame street...man,that dude is a bird brain.he ain't read all them books!"

by reverend-triggafinga March 16, 2009

Guitar Poser

A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar

Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!

by Kevrone June 21, 2009

Poserholic

Name for somebody who deliberately takes photos with their drink in their hand, most common in teenagers who want to show that they were allowed to drink and getting drunk. Acting like its really cool to be off your face.

Teen 1: Pfft! Omg Dean is such a Poserholic look at him with two beers in each hand, bet he thinks hes the shit HAHA!

Teen 2: I'd say i was at the party and that was my freaking drink he was holding!

by Ab Fab March 26, 2009

Pluser

Adjective, utilized to enhance one's aura, an addition to their personality, an expression of personal flattery that makes the giver and the receiver of the word feel good about themselves.

For example, when a man is so strong in his personality that he takes the time to notice a finer point about his partner and communicates something like, "You are more beautiful on the inside everyday, its a pluser".

Alternatively, when a woman tells a man that she is seriously connected to him and has a deep burning passion in her stomach when she wakes up. This would be a pluser for the woman and the man.

You have great, natural hair, no need for smelly, pasty, overpowering perfume. Your hair is a real pluser!

Your breasts bounce up and down when you laugh, they are, the daily double plusers(plural).

by The_Jockey November 13, 2009

Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

Pooser

A sort of mix between Poo (Feces), Poser, and Loser. It is usually screamed out and could be used in an affectionate way.

It has evolved into its own word and can also have the word Woozer said after.

Some people pronounce it "Poozer"

"You're kinda weird"
"Says you, POOSER"

by die Ratte December 5, 2022

Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.

Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!

by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010