The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.
Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.
"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."
"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."
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Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"
Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."
Or: "How are you fellow Kings?"
Posting a photograph of a buff naked or semi naked man with text in impact font at the bottom that reads "Nice dick bro."
"There is a print out of a meme that says "nice dick bro" in the bathroom?"
"Oh that's just king posting."
"Oh that's just king posting."
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Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:
Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?
Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3
Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D
Person 1: That's cool.
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Accidental Jump Posting:
Person 1: S'up Person 3?
Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.
Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*
Person 2: T_T
Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?
Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3
Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D
Person 1: That's cool.
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Accidental Jump Posting:
Person 1: S'up Person 3?
Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.
Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*
Person 2: T_T
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