morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.

"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*

by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017

pecker porridge

Another name for male semen.

Your sister took a warm helping of pecker porridge.

by Chi-Town Kid February 26, 2018

Bellybutton porridge

The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.

Make sure you wash all your Orifice’s to prevent bellybutton porridge from accumulating

by Pink Enstink June 13, 2021

Gerry Porridge

Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.

Gerry Porridge had shit his pants again.

by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021

Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

Dutchman's Porridge

The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea

Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left

by Benza August 2, 2019

Man Porridge

Man porridge or spunk/cum is the wholesome goodness of the male ball sack. When a man ejaculates 'man porridge' shoots out of the japs eye and into any direction the wang is pointing.

Alan gave Andrew so much Man Porridge that he was full up for days....man he made him swallow the lot!

by CaptainDoggyStyle March 8, 2012