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Poison Divey

When you have poison oak on yo dick and you allow her to unknowingly give you head!
Claire committed the act of poison divey on Marco!
by Doctor Gloss September 12, 2020
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DICK POISON

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out
My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy
by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019
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Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid.
Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin, you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"
by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019
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Poison Pawn

A "Poison Pawn" is a pawn that often seems like any other pawn left open to capture for free, but when captured, causes problems for the player who captured it. Quite often "Poison Pawns" are left as bait.
Example 1: He captured what he thought was a free pawn, but it was a "Poison Pawn". In doing so, he left his King open and was checkmated.

Example 2: He captured the pawn on square e5 with his Knight, but doing so his left his Queen open to be taken by a Bishop.(A much less valuable piece.)

He took "The Bait"
by LoneKiller December 23, 2012
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poison ring

A ring from medieval times that resembles a locket with a storage area. These were used to store poison to slip in someone's drink or food. They are fairly large and decorative with a flip-up top. Also used to store one's sniffable illicit substances. AKA "crack ring."
She leaned over the table and discreetly opened her poison ring over his drink while distracting him with her ample cleavage.
by Demi-Kitten July 3, 2010
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Tumblr poisoned

Antonym to irony poisoning.

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of subcultural bias or programming, and nothing through observation. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take a joke coming from others due to preconceived notion they can't be joking.
Person 1: Have you seen X?
Person 2: That's for Nazis!
Person 1: No, it's not. You're just Tumblr poisoned.
by ParadiseHotel51 September 1, 2022
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THOT Poisoning

THOT Poisoning is a condition in which a person experiences physical and mental distress due to prolonged exposure to THOTy, slutty, bitchy, or ratchet behavior, particularly on the internet. Symptoms of this condition can sometimes resemble that of radiation or severe food poisoning. Unfortunately, THOT Poisoning is usually non-lethal but may cause extensive long-term psychological damage.

Symptoms of the condition include but are not limited to:

Headaches, Dizziness, Migraines, Indigestion, Nausea, Stomach Pain, Anhedonia, Depression, Aggressive Outbursts, Existential Anxiety, and Suicidal Ideations

The term Thot Poisoning was originally coined by YouTuber It'sAGundam on his secondary channel, "Gundam Redband", during his podcast "The privilege to bust my worthless hump". In that context, the term was used to refer to the feeling of mental unrest the YouTuber experienced after being exposed to the slutty and ratchet behavior of Twitch streamers.
Person A: Yo, did you see that THOT Alinity streamin on Twitch last night. Damn! She got them 12-year-olds all hard, misleading them, taking their parents hard earned cash 'n shit! She's gotta be stopped!

Person B: Man, that slut given me THOT poisoning! Finna get some Tylenol for this fucken headache.
by FilthySteve11 January 4, 2019
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