Petrophile

Petrophile is someone with a huge forehead. Lives in a van. A.k.a. a little man whore with a little thingy.

Oh look! It's Petrophile!!

Hide yo kids! The Petrophile is here!

by Anti-Petrophile September 12, 2013

pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

by minpin rico May 24, 2015

periphile

a lesbian pedophile (yep. they exist

girl: that weird old lady kept hitting on me
boy: oh she’s probably a periphile

by sad and horny July 13, 2019

Peterphile

Someone who really likes Peter Griffin from the famous cartoon show Family Guy.

Mom: Why do you have a Peter Griffin body pillow?
Me: Because im a Peterphile. He is the perfect man and I need him in my life.

by Peter STAN July 22, 2019

Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022

Predaphile

A term made popular by the Predator Catching group D.A.P

(Dads Against Predators) the term predaphile combines both the words "predator" and "pedophile", and is used to describe sexual predators (term is applied to females as well as males) who seek out and prey on underage minors

D.A.P : ok predaphile, what's going to happen next is whenever you're ready, give me a thumbs up, and then next, I'm gonna yell at the top of my lungs "Excuse me everybody, this man is here to meet a 13-year-old boy for sex off the app grinder" and we're going to follow you out to your car, film your license plate, document you driving off safely, and then turn all the evidence into law enforcement and detectives. So whenever you're ready predaphile, just shoot me the thumbs up, and we'll get this shit poppin".

by 🌴Koopa High🌴 June 16, 2023

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014