Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.
by ty187 June 17, 2010
Get the pestle and mortar mug.A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
by MrLRJ January 29, 2009
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by observerplus June 2, 2019
Get the pester of scooters mug.Similar to a sex pest, except a man of polish origin. This man will often run around wearing female undergarments for a cheap joke, sometimes splash himself with a dash of running water whilst fully clothed for a comical effect. His pestiness is not always of a sexual manner, however he is often just a dick for the sake of being a dick! His lack of respect for authority is often distressing to most, especially as he very well educated and cannot be caught out on intellect.
Top Lad 1: Oi you heard about that Dan kid? He is totally a Pesty Polski!
Top Lad 2: Heard about him? Why, his voice is everywhere i turn!
Top Lad 3: I'm going to drown him when he next showers in all his garments!
Top Lad 2: Heard about him? Why, his voice is everywhere i turn!
Top Lad 3: I'm going to drown him when he next showers in all his garments!
by TopLad69 November 7, 2015
Get the A Pesty Polski mug.A disgusting burp of pesto, that permeates the entire room. Often leads to immediate sexual mood killing and evacuation. Even worse if done whilst kissing.
by expert_pronunciator February 3, 2010
Get the Pesto Burp mug.A group of diehard fans of the Opie and Anthony radio show on XM Satellite Radio. They are also known as "The O&A Army," but nicknamed "Pests" by Opie and Anthony for their persistence and fervor to promote O&A and relentlessly annoy O&A's rivals and detractors. They are a dedicated group of fans who will go to great lengths to promote Opie and Anthony, often spending considerable amounts of time and money to do so. They will often "attack" targets Opie and Anthony deem as "Fuckos" or "Enemies of the Show," which often include rival radio personalities who badmouth O&A.
The Pests' methods of "attack" are many and varied, ranging from showing up at live events for other radio personalities to "protest" with O&A signs and banners, repeatedly calling rival radio shows to mention O&A and drop O&A show references on the air to annoy the rival show's members, and even appearing at WWE Wrestling events and holding up signs with show references and slogans at ringside to be seen on live TV. The most recent targets of The Pests include Florida radio show The Philips Phile, which culminated in The Pests' purchase of ad time on a billboard not far from The Philips Phile studio to declare their victory and mock Philips Phile host Jim Philips. The Pests have also "attacked" former O&A friend Scott Ferrall, who began to bash O&A without provocation. The Pests invaded his weeklong "tryout" on XM's rival Sirius Satellite Radio, possibly costing him a permanent job with Sirius.
The Pests' methods of "attack" are many and varied, ranging from showing up at live events for other radio personalities to "protest" with O&A signs and banners, repeatedly calling rival radio shows to mention O&A and drop O&A show references on the air to annoy the rival show's members, and even appearing at WWE Wrestling events and holding up signs with show references and slogans at ringside to be seen on live TV. The most recent targets of The Pests include Florida radio show The Philips Phile, which culminated in The Pests' purchase of ad time on a billboard not far from The Philips Phile studio to declare their victory and mock Philips Phile host Jim Philips. The Pests have also "attacked" former O&A friend Scott Ferrall, who began to bash O&A without provocation. The Pests invaded his weeklong "tryout" on XM's rival Sirius Satellite Radio, possibly costing him a permanent job with Sirius.
"They completely took over Scott Ferrall's radio show with call after call mentioning O&A. They're such pests!"
by Martini Steve February 23, 2006
Get the Pests mug.A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.
by MC Warlow May 7, 2008
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