Not Penis

The greatest weapon known to Dream SMP kind. The crossbow that not even Tommy could Escape. The weapon that only technoblade could take on. Not Penis!

Tommy: “Oh shit it’s big D”
Tubbo: “And he has Not Penis”

by SpoiledMars October 27, 2020

peni

When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.

"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."

by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011

Penis

Man's best friend.

"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.

by Lifesgambit February 09, 2017

penis

a penis is something you stick in your fucking vagina this is how baby's are created

karma neyman is a penis
natalie belso is a penis
jessica kerzner is a penis
morgan kravetz is a penis

by pepe10009 January 05, 2018

Penis

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 03, 2010

Peni

The plural of and from the term of penis meaning: more than one penis.

"look at those peni"

by anon November 01, 2004

penis

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

by Nigga Jew January 31, 2007