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Panic Shitting

When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.

Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
"Are you ok man?"

"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"

OR

That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010
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Panic Eating

The art of inhaling your food. Panic eating is only in progress when the food you are currently eating doesn't even touch the tongue of the consumer.
"Jesus John, you really panic ate the shit out of that battered sausage".

Panic eating can be bad for the heart!
by bpgala August 31, 2011
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Panik Attack

A moment in which feels about Joe Panik, a baseball player for the San Francisco Giants, strongly overcome a person.
The Giants are playing the Braves tonight! I'm going to have a Panik Attack!
by THGFan102 July 7, 2015
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panic kly

another person with swag😳🤭
panic kly my beloved is very much swag🥵
by nozbj April 16, 2021
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uber panic

When you order an Uber and realize it's going to be there before you can finish your cocktail, pee and pay the bill.
Peter wouldn't have left his coat at the bar if he wasn't in such an Uber panic.
by Tark378 December 18, 2017
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Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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punani panini

When two slices of buttered bread (toasts preferably) are placed between a woman's vagina as you perform cunnilingus.

Used in medieval times to make the bitter taste of punani more enjoyable.

Many woman prefer if the sliced bread is eaten after the act is performed.

Part of a nutritious breakfast.
When Alessia came over last night, I gave her a punani panini.

Sabrina loves a good punani panini.

Mom, can you get some sliced bread, i need some for my punani panini.
by olives8244 November 14, 2018
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