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offside

Used mainly in a male rich enviroment.

Meaning when a girls belly/stomach sticks out further than her breasts.
That bitch is ''offside''
by y-tung May 31, 2009
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offspray

The rain water that gets thrown on to your winshield by cars' tires in front of you while driving on the highway.
We've been stuck behind this trucker's offspray for way too long!

Great, I'm stuck behind some serious offspray and I can't see a thing...
by kec May 29, 2007
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trash offset

Similar to carbon offset, trash offsetting is the act of voluntarily picking up and disposing of trash/litter from the street, in order that at some later stage one can drop one's own with a clear conscience.
If done responsibly the concept often eliminates the inconvenience of having to find an appropriate receptacle for items of waste, while also having a net gain for the environment.
"Hey man, you can't just leave that burger wrapper in the street!"
"Hell yeah I can, I picked up three cans today."
"Trash offsetting huh?"
by NickJGrey February 18, 2009
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Offspring

The best band ever!!!!!! Amazing albums! Brilliant songs like Want You Bad, Hit That, Self Esteem, Spare Me The Details, Gone Away, Smash, Bad Habit and loooads more. They are AMAZING live!!!!!!
Dexter Holland: vocals, guitar
Noodles: guitar
Greg K: bass
Atom Willard: drums
Dexter Holland, soo hot!!!
Best Band ever!!
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offseason

time when everything is made, yet nothing happens
T: hey c nice hat
C: thanks, I picked it up in the offseason

Brown: yo u got any hot sauce
Downstairsians: yeah, picked it up in the offseason
by TP & C November 6, 2007
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offside

a place in football where you are classed as a sinner, and any goal you score from an offside position will be ignored by everybody who is onside.

A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.
Mrs. McGrath: "Billy! You're offside! Get back!"
Billy: "FUCK YOU MUM!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006
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offski-onski

To fix a pooter problem by performing a power on reset.
Have you tried offski-onski ?
by alcoops January 10, 2008
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