oyster fart

Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several other liquids and cremes, some of these may include lubricants and sunscreens.

He filled up her bowels with his jizz, and she let out a huge oyster fart all over the cheap hotel sheets.

by Donald Atello November 7, 2007

oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

by PMax April 22, 2010

Blue Oyster Bar

Fictitious gay bar in the "Police Academy" franchise movies, AKA "The best salad bar in town"
Used as recurring prank to lure some innocent victim, who is not aware of the bar nature.

-Where we are going?
-Blue Oyster bar. Mahoney said it's the best salad bar in town.
-Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
-Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood

by dildo777 September 20, 2018

seaford oyster bay expressway 135

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

dirty oister

when you skeet on in your hand and slap a ho with it

"man i didnt want to shoot it in her eye, so i gave her a dirty oister"

by Oooo pap mahalo October 15, 2005

pantie oyster

The yellow/white snot that appears on the undercarriage of a female's panties. Slight Tanginess. Can be compared to a fermented Anchovy left in the sun for 3 hours.

Sally pulled down her knickers and said 'oh man ,that's a massive pantie oyster'

by BigRed_Dog March 2, 2016

Oyster Boy

A boy who likes to lick or eat balls or testicles.

I really get off on my Oyster Boy licking my balls.

by SoCalJoe December 16, 2008