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Beast Mode Over Bitches 

One would rather assume an aggressive, animalistic persona to dominate, annihilate, conquer and destroy THEIR GOALS than to run after fuckboys/bitches/hoes /girls/ boys and become a SIMP.

One would rather hustle, grind and put in work to achieve his or her goals than to play around with men or women who ain’t on shit.
Jake: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Jake, I'm Beastmode Over Bitches

Jake: Oh okay! So you're B.O.B
Lin: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Lin, I'm Beast Mode Over Bitches!
Lin Oh okay! So you're B.O.B
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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex 

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"

overshare 

When more information is provided by subject that what is entirely necessary or even wanted.
Subject 1: I gotta do laundry. No clean underwear since Christmas. I've resorted to wearing them inside-out, backwards, and inside-out backwards.

Subject 2: That, my friend, is an overshare.
overshare by kckalkckal March 30, 2010

Dutch oven 

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.
Dutch oven by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

overused meme 

A meme that was funny at first but has been used over and over again, so it becomes not funny anymore.
Person 1: I hate Jake Paul memes they're just a bunch of overused memes.
Person 2: I totally agree.
overused meme by MissionaryFreddy August 18, 2017

Overthinking 

Overthinking

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.