by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 21, 2021
Get the online school mug.Two (or more) people roll play that they are having sex. It's like sextexting in a few ways. Online sex is done by messaging through a chat box of some sort (it depends on what website your on) Simple by using the asterisk * or dashes - to mark what your doing.
For Example:
"Come here *Grabs you your hand and kisses you*"
"Come here -Grabs you your hand and kisses you-"
Though the asterisk is more common to use, some people uses the dashes.
It may not be as fun as the real thing, but it's still pretty fun. Trust me.... I know ;)
For Example:
"Come here *Grabs you your hand and kisses you*"
"Come here -Grabs you your hand and kisses you-"
Though the asterisk is more common to use, some people uses the dashes.
It may not be as fun as the real thing, but it's still pretty fun. Trust me.... I know ;)
Example on how to have online sex -
Person 1 (p1) - *lays on top of you*
Person 2 (p2) - u love being on top... dont you?
p1 - Yes i do *kisses you*
p2 - *Kisses you back*
p1 - *holds you arms above your head and kisses you neck*
p2 - *moans* you know my sweet spot
p1 - Yes i do *goes back to kissing you neck*
Hope that helps :D
Person 1 (p1) - *lays on top of you*
Person 2 (p2) - u love being on top... dont you?
p1 - Yes i do *kisses you*
p2 - *Kisses you back*
p1 - *holds you arms above your head and kisses you neck*
p2 - *moans* you know my sweet spot
p1 - Yes i do *goes back to kissing you neck*
Hope that helps :D
by How-The-Hell-Do-I-Know-This February 2, 2013
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Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009
Get the Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD) mug.is a person who live playing online games like tibia, ragnarok, runescape or habbo. they are playing all day long, in the weekend. the online gamer dont have real friends, their only friends are onlines. they have online love, and they never meet their real love. they are the "daddys" in their online games but in the real life they are the biggest loosers in the world. they only think about their game and are boring people who only talk about those games.
sometimes they dont know, but their lovers are the same gender.
sometimes they dont know, but their lovers are the same gender.
normal person: hey loser whats your problem?
online loser: if you play runescape i will kill you with my mage level 689 with one hit.
normal person: but in the real life i would make you scream with one hit.
normal loser: hey do you wanna go out in the saturday night?
online loser: no, i would play tibia with my online girlfriend
online loser: if you play runescape i will kill you with my mage level 689 with one hit.
normal person: but in the real life i would make you scream with one hit.
normal loser: hey do you wanna go out in the saturday night?
online loser: no, i would play tibia with my online girlfriend
by slowowow May 4, 2006
Get the online loser mug.In FPS ( First person shooter) is something good players call the kids that are internet superstars but when the time comes to LAN they either flop completely or perform sub-par mainly because a large majority of them actually cheat and can't actually perform without them.
by Angela(Hysteria) December 8, 2009
Get the Online as fuck mug.A fairy tale, play dating that two partners (usualy teens) partake in to get themselves ready for real life relationships. The false concept of "internet love" is embraced all to easily and leads to more heart ache *winkwink* and troubles for the more desperate person involved. Cyber sex soon follows as the relationship gets "stepped up" to the "next level"*winkwink*. Maybe he can get some pictures or phone sex out of it if he's lucky, but he's not, she won't even tell him her last name. He ends up jerking off to text whom he hopes is written by a member of the female species(But he never knows) Not sweating it to bad because she did show him that one blurry picture. The relationship usualy ends as soon as it began and neither really cares, but they pretend they do. She might even fake like she's crying. He might say he's going to kill himself because she broke his heart. The truth is one of them found a hotter or more intresting person to online date or just got sick of the others daily sniveling. The cycle continues, rinse and repeat. No feelings shared just words that people forgot faces manipulated behind the scenes.
Online Dating.
Matt- Hi
xGinax- hey
Matt- How was your day?
xGinax- Matt I have something to tell you and your not going to like it, but I can't hold it inside any longer.
Matt- Okay umm what is it?
xGinax- I can't do this anymore we just don't fit as a couple.
Matt- Are you fucking joking! But you said you loved me!
xGinax- I still love you! It's not you it's me.
Matt- Don't do this to me, I need you in my life!
xxxGina- Im so sorry please don't hate me ):
Matt- But what about when you said you would meet me in real life and we would lose our virginity together.
xGinax- Im sorry...
Matt- Im going to go kill myself now! You'll never see me again!
Matt- Hi
xGinax- hey
Matt- How was your day?
xGinax- Matt I have something to tell you and your not going to like it, but I can't hold it inside any longer.
Matt- Okay umm what is it?
xGinax- I can't do this anymore we just don't fit as a couple.
Matt- Are you fucking joking! But you said you loved me!
xGinax- I still love you! It's not you it's me.
Matt- Don't do this to me, I need you in my life!
xxxGina- Im so sorry please don't hate me ):
Matt- But what about when you said you would meet me in real life and we would lose our virginity together.
xGinax- Im sorry...
Matt- Im going to go kill myself now! You'll never see me again!
by ~Ineverknowsbest@hotmail January 11, 2008
Get the online dating mug.When two people communicate via text, snap chat, Facebook etc. and never speak in person to each other; can be hard to get out of.
by xpl9 March 21, 2014
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