Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).

Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.

by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010

Obviouslylessficnicity

To have great awareness and being able to see the obvious.

My obviouslylessficnicity is greater than your obviouslylessficnicity.

by Andrew December 16, 2003

Captain Obvious

i AM Captain Obvious!

*points to himself*

by Keile February 7, 2004

Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Captain Obvious

(noun): One who states the obvious as if he/she did not know this before; One who is trying to keep a secret and gives too many hints as to what it is; (antonym: see obviousman

"Eew, that guy is picking his nose!"
"Well, thaaaaank you, captain obvious!" | "We are standing in 3 ft. of blood."
"Captain obvious strikes again"

by Rellek Aryc, LOAHS (Lord Of All He Surveys) January 11, 2004