hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.

Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?

by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017

Your petero a hetero

The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.

Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify

by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018

you grandma hetero

an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.

Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero

by personbelowhellagay February 25, 2018

hetero cis normative

A totally heterosexual cisgender normal person. Usually closed minded and/or a Trump supporter.

Help! Get me back to my people, I’m trapped in hetero cis normative TikTok!!

by Short but Spicy October 1, 2020

hetero white cis male

The wrong way to be a human being.

hetero white cis males suck
please dont kill me urban dictionary it was just a joke

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.

That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.

by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013