Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.
Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"
by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012
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Nonce

Somebody who uses the reset button on Wreckfest.
That fucking nonce just reset as I was about to hit him.
by Gertdin March 1, 2020
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nonce

slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.
by rab douglas February 24, 2005
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nonce

The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.
For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.
by janetw May 5, 2006
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Nonce

A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.
Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"
by bigshamima March 6, 2019
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nonce

a guy who molests his little sister
that callum goodger is a right nonce
by nonceykid123 November 18, 2019
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Nonce

A common term used to describe the Welsh radio and television presenter Jason Mohammad. Often used in and around the Swansea area.
Jason Mohammad is a nonce.
by #Swans June 19, 2018
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