rusty bong hitter

when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise
dude, josh unloaded a huge crunch, then gave shane a dirty rusty bong hitter
by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007
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One Hitter Quitter

In addition to being a term for good marijuana, or getting knocked with a single punch, its also a phrase for anything that has a sudden impact. For instance, a disastrous tornado or hurricane would be described as a one hitter quitter. Or an athlete or athletic team particularly in football. Such as Barry Sanders or Reggie Bush who can go the distance for a touchdown at any given moment is known as a One Hitter Quitter. A team with a high powered offense attack,like the Oregon Ducks would be known as a One Hitter Quitter
" The game is close right now, but USC better stayed on their game, Oregon got that one hitter quitter"

"Man I think we need to evacuate, I hear that hurricane thats coming got that One Hitter Quitter"
by dingslinger August 19, 2011
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Heavy Hitter Alliance

The corporation for all the jabronies and low lifes in this world. You have to be a real winner to be accepted into this league. Derived from the biggest toolbag of them all, Daryl Isaacs AKA the Heavy Hitter. Being in the Heavy Hitter Alliance is basically like having a black belt....in sucking at life. You see you have to be a real turd to for the HHA to grant membership. There is a strict set of guidelines that must be met before you can even be considered. First off you must be a complete Daryl, or even a Sherman. Next, you must follow trends, say annoying shit at the wrong time, and absolutely kill any party you step foot in. You must wear the lamest clothes and put on way too much cologne, a tapout shirt and ed hardy cologne should do the deed. Finally, you must have zero true friends. If you are in the HHA and you think you have friends, you are WRONG. Those guys that roast your ass 24/7 don't keep you around bc they like you, they just like having a personal bitch to use as a dialogue punching bag.
Damnit Daryl! Why the hell would you show up to this party you weren't even invited!!! Thats it we're sending you to the Heavy Hitter Alliance.

Jim) Yo check it out that kid just rung up $900 worth of clothes at Ed Hardy.

Sean) Wow, thats Heavy Hitter potential right there.
by CLUB WARNOCK April 26, 2010
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One Hitter Quitter

Sometimes referring to a one punch knock out and also referring to marijuana that after only one toke your all done somking because your so blown out
Shay hit Chris with that one hitter quitter after he snitched /

Shay grew the best weed I ever smoked, definitely some one hitter quitter
by Shay Muny April 12, 2008
mugGet the One Hitter Quittermug.
Luke: Dude I heard you beat Tommies ass.
Tony: Yeah I finished him up with a quitter hitter to the dome.
by jorgie July 16, 2008
mugGet the Quitter hitter to the domemug.

one hitter quitter

a person who fakes like a stoner but takes one hit (of a joint) and then says how high they are and won't smoke any more
"oh jon's just a one hitter quitter- don't smoke with him"
by lauren August 30, 2003
mugGet the one hitter quittermug.

one hitter quitter

the act of punching a redneck in the face and making him cry and yell damn you
that little hick was a one hitter quitter
by lakaisk8r37 September 19, 2009
mugGet the one hitter quittermug.

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