Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

pit-nit

someone that suffers from dandruff

oi oi ya focken pit-nit

by Mr.Hatato February 18, 2021

Nit

A person who irritates everyone in there sight and doesn’t have to say a word.

Brendan Everuss is acting a nit today he should
Be punished

He’s a real nit that guy

by Blunt master October 25, 2020

Nit

Nit in this specific case means “not lit”, or not cool.

Ugh! Susan that is totally nit.

by idkwhyiwrotethese December 8, 2019

Nit

A term used to refer to militant anti-theists which comes from nitpicker.

1. R/atheism consists of terminally online nits.

2. Nits ruined atheism for sensible people.

by Buidhe Cormac the Heropikmin March 23, 2025

Boomerang Nits

Nits that fly about your head and come back to you like a boomerang. Usually are abnormally large, bigger than a fingernail at most.

Masie: Shakes hair
Layla: Errr all them boomerang nits are gonna come back ya know
Boomerang Nits: *fly back*

by bentwilly96 October 24, 2023

Nit

National institute of technology , this colleges are very top universities , but due to lack of confidence they always come under iits , here students are not happy for cracking jee , but unhappy for not getting iit , they are always depressed , in tension to complete assignment ,viva , exam , practical and fuck thier life .
NITians used to hear from others that - iit mil jata to accha hota , ab beth ke hilate rho.

Jam - kya bhai nit ya iit ?
Ram - nit mila yaar.
Jaam - kya yaar iit milta to accha rehta.

by Frustrated nitian November 24, 2021