the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.
John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"
later that night
john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"
later that night
john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"
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guy 1: "dude, my parents want to move."
guy 2: "to where?!"
guy 1: "down the street to newfields..."
guy 2: "bye"
guy 2: "to where?!"
guy 1: "down the street to newfields..."
guy 2: "bye"
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Newfoundlanders see newfie are often derided in Canada as being simpletons.
Newfoundlanders see newfie are often derided in Canada as being simpletons.
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"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.
A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.
A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.
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always have some sort of sport, group, religion, goal, ect. going for them/
always have some sort of sport, group, religion, goal, ect. going for them/
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