Near Snuffkin Experience

When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.

Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?

Grandchild: No, please do go on.

by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009

Nearsighted Gynecologist

Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.

Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.

by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018

nearhead

A total dunce, like you

Go eat plywood you fucking nearhead

by binginglebrob January 3, 2021

Nearra

A beautiful young women who just wants to be loved and is very loyal to those she loves. Nearra is a very smart young lady who loves to have fun, but is super laid back and chill.

I really like Nearra. :)

by Nearra.alexis March 16, 2021

Nahar

It Means The one With The Brightest Future and The Heart Of a Lion

Nahar Means

by Prarrish holland November 22, 2021

Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.

"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."

by TheInfectious February 6, 2022

Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

by Clearwarning February 10, 2022