naked cop

undercover cop

"Hey Joe, I'm thinking of buying that girl a drink".

"Dude don't, she's a naked cop."

by billybeauty4 April 3, 2009

Naked November

When a person wears no clothes around there house or to bed during the month of November

Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.

Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!

Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!

by SlopNChop November 23, 2020

Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.

“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”

by ATF PB August 18, 2020

Butterball Naked

The state of being naked; in the buff

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.

by Va5oh November 2, 2016

naked mile

College Students at the University of Michigan running naked during the Winter semester but they sometimes get caught by the police. Also the name of the new American Pie movie

Those kids are doing the Naked Mile again

by JDawg3010 December 29, 2006

Naked Grandma

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Naked Grandma

by itsWoland January 20, 2017

Bitch Naked

Shamelessly naked. Similar to butt naked, but without any feeling of guilt or remorse.

Luke chased Kyle across the apartment parking lot bitch naked after Kyle's failed attempt to throw snow on him in the shower.

by vsuit August 3, 2014