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num nums

num nums stand for food
bear:give me your num nums
human: sure bro wha can i get you some Alfredo ,pizza, a drink or would you like a combo
bear:all of that man one for the one time
by blueparis1012 January 25, 2019
mugGet the num numsmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
mugGet the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...mug.

Num Spit

A word created by someone called "McKFC Gaming". It is the spit that comes out of ur mum ass when u hav nut. Some synoyms are: Litty Titty, Niggasuck, zUcC jOoSe
oi cunt, can ya see that spastic bombasium? he looks he just swallowed some num spit
by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018
mugGet the Num Spitmug.

Num num

When you frisking a cat with your index finger. While also meaning to the sounds of old town road.
I was banging num num kitty cats with Luke yesterday
by Daddy sauce May 26, 2019
mugGet the Num nummug.

Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.
Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums
by tooters222444 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Fingy Num Numsmug.

Num num

A word that I own and Antonio can’t have it bc it is mine now
by Savannah6969 August 13, 2022
mugGet the Num nummug.

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
mugGet the Compulsive Num Num Disordermug.

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