The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
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A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
by Shocka41 July 10, 2009
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DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
FOOLISH BOY- Man, I saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
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Ben: "Your what?"
Brian: "The bush around my dick."
Ben: "Your what?"
Brian: "The bush around my dick."
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I tried to unplug my old mouse, but its such a nerd's nest back there that my speakers came unplugged.
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