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Ned

A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 8, 2010
mugGet the Nedmug.

neds

"Are you going home after school?"
"Neds. I'm going to the BGC instead."
by Erin Martinez August 4, 2007
mugGet the nedsmug.

Ned

An arsehole who finds fun in beating up anyone, mainly nerds,geeks, goths, emos, moshers, and old people. Characterised by extreme stupidity and high-pitched voice.

Thought to stand for Non-Educcated Delinquant, they originated in Glosgow

These are the type of people you see hanging about street corners smoking dope and drinking vodka that go around stabbing each other and putting in on YouTube, giving Britain a bad name. The Scottish equivalent of Chav.
Neds go around smoking dope and drinking alchohol getting pissed and stabbing people they are somplete arseholes so lets destroy the ned.
by NedNChavHater32624 March 21, 2009
mugGet the Nedmug.

Neds

A slang term for 'no'.
Person #1: "Let's go smoke at the park"
Person #2: "Neds"
by Kilotray December 23, 2010
mugGet the Nedsmug.

Nedding

'Fisting' a male friend, or in extreme cases relatives.
That dude just went nedding with his boyfriend, behind that truck over there.
by C ydonia ;) October 4, 2011
mugGet the Neddingmug.

Ned Leeds

Somebody: “Who owns sex?”

An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
by DiamondSpider101 January 8, 2022
mugGet the Ned Leedsmug.

crackhead ned

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV
by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019
mugGet the crackhead nedmug.

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