Murse

When a man carries a woman's personal items instead of her wearing a purse. He is her murse.

Cindy treats her boyfriend like her own purse by having him carry her lipstick and cigarettes. She refers to him as a Murse, Man Purse.

by TallestMinja October 26, 2008

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

murked

the act at which one attempts to fight two demons and loses

wow i got murked by those demons

by theguywhowonagainstthedemons October 26, 2010

Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004

mursell

he is a good mate......when he is asleep

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Murses

Male nurses

Patient: "Are you the doctor?"
Murse: "No, I'm your murse."

Why don't nurses wear scrub dresses anymore? Because murses complained that it was socially unacceptable for men to wear dress uniforms while on the job.

Compression stockings are now available in solid print, without flowers or hearts, for the murses.

by RN <3 January 7, 2012