ass munch

means you are a fucking idiot
indicates you like to eat ass

I'm not lending you five bucks ass munch

by Pat N April 17, 2003

Munchies

A odd feeling in your stomach after smoking marijuana. You aren't ACTUALLY hungry, it's just really hard to stop eating. Usually, the person with the high, will come over, smoke, then eat EVERYTHING in your house. Seriously, if there's a burnt pepperoni in your oven, they'll eat it, if there's a perfectly good cookie in the trash, they'll eat it. After this, they'll bust out laughing, say extremely deep things, and fall asleep for about 12 hours. If they're true stoners, they'll wake up and do it again!! Lol.

THE MUNCHIES
Stoner: Got any food?
Friend: Ya, in the fridge.
*Stoner goes and comes back 5 mins later*
Stoner: Thanks
Friend: Whaddya eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhhhhh.....*Giggles*what?
Friend: What did you eat?
Stoner: *Giggles* I love life, the world is like a bag of chips, all shiny and pretty, then you open it and have unlimited happiness.
Friend:.........What the hell did you eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhh.....everything *Giggles*.
Friend: WTF??!

by Jonathankn June 28, 2008

penis muncher

Any living thing with a mouth that munches on penis.

"Man Kelly sure is a penis muncher! Look at the way shes munching on Josh's dick!"

by kelsey :) October 13, 2008

munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.

eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.

by woeisme May 27, 2006

Munch Hunt

The process of getting food when you have the munchies or drunken munchies or your just plain hungry. Typically you raid a fridge that isn't yours, eating stale food regardless of how old it is, or going on a journey and a half to go to a fast food join.

Aye, I have the freaking munchies...

LETS GO ON A MUNCH HUNT!

by SJflipsta August 4, 2009

Menchaca fart

A Menchaca fart is one that smells bad and lingers for a while because of eating too much greasy and old food or junk food .

Man it stinks right here, must be one of those Menchaca farts

by Nik da dik February 16, 2018

muffin munch

to moisten a female's genetalia by joint actions of lips and tongue for repayment for services.

Man: I'll bet you a blow job.
Woman: I'll bet you a muffin munch!

by THE senator of THE taint March 10, 2008