social media influencers

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords

Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes

by CringeLords January 13, 2017

I'll Alert The Media

A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."

Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...

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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...

Girlfriend hits her hand on something

Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...

by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010

Mediacom

Mediacom HA more like MEDIA THIEVES rip off artists incorporated they lie they still they cheat their customers and laugh all the way to the bank!

Mediacom: Media thieves ripped me off for years.

by madman11madmadmadman11 August 29, 2017

Medic Main

A TF2 player who spends the most time playing Medic. These people are often really good at spreading heals evenly, charging Übercharge, and are generallya really chill person to talk to.

Medic Main: *Enters a server and completely dominates it*
Everyone else: Holy crap... How'd they top the scoreboard each game!?

by DogOfSwords January 11, 2020

MediaWiki

The best software for online Nazis.

I use MediaWiki for my business - said no one.

by Barkingdog July 30, 2023

Liberty Medical

Boning a chick while acting like Wilford Brimley. Dressing like him is a plus

Female: "Ohh I'm soo honry!"
You: "You can get yo diabetes testing supplies straight from my cock!"
Female: "When you Liberty Medical me it makes me sooo moist"

by 96IntoGear96 December 9, 2008

Social Media Stalker

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.

Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.

by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009