If someone is being unnecessarily grumpy and you break wind with excellent comedic timing, causing them to smile against their will, the resulting complex facial expression is called a Cheerwind moustache.
Sue was being a total debbie downer at dinner but I finally managed to give her a Cheerwind moustache.
by lulzbringer May 29, 2010
Get the Cheerwind moustachemug. 
the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010
Get the chocolate moustachemug. "That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>
by Blazeler December 14, 2008
Get the inverse moustachemug. by AngryBradley May 17, 2013
Get the Greasy Moustachemug. When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Penis across the top lip of their partner.
by Fred H March 5, 2009
Get the Tennessee Moustachemug. a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.
by goats November 5, 2004
Get the handlebar moustachemug.