Motorcycle

a vehicle that can go from 0-100 km/h in 2.7 seconds and 100-0 in 2 nanoseconds.

Motorcycle rider: oh look the arrow is at 100 on my totally safe motor vehicle placed upon the basis of two wheels, hence its name motorcycle wait is that a Truck? OH NO

by spade.dk June 5, 2018

Michael Motorcycle

A man who single handedly changed my point of view on life and the world with his music.

Have you heard that new song by Michael Motorcycle on YouTube and Spotify?! It was amazing, he made another great song.

by sexysisterfister February 2, 2023

Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting

Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.

by Knmagor October 31, 2022

electric motorcycle

Electric Motorcycle: noun.

A motorcycle that is 100% battery powered and no one will ever hear coming!

With its powerful motor, nimble handling and stealthy silence, the electric motorcycle is designed for the super villain who’s goal is to never be caught!

by Battery Licker February 22, 2020

Motorcycled

Kind of like motorboating however on the males testicles.

"I motorcycled my boyfriend last night."

by Kayyyychannnn July 13, 2017

Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.

The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.

by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021

canadian motorcycle

Another name for a snowmobile

Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today

by Jacob Rossing January 6, 2017