Bowling Green Massacre

The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.

Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

by fuckuufucker February 13, 2017

happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

by Cringey May 13, 2016

tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.

I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Nuru Massage

A massage performed on an inflated mattress by a hot japanese woman. it is best done nude and with a lot of oil. often ends up with the participants having sex

John paid 100 bucks for a Nuru massage last night, he said it wasn't waisted money cuz it ended in a surprise.

by mon93 December 13, 2010

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"

"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!

by JRock April 21, 2005

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003