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Moochican

Pronounced: (Moo-Ch-uh-Kin)

A Mexican that has illegally crossed the border and continues to constantly mooch off of the American's hardworking tax payer dollars.

A Moochican can generally be found in the hospitals stealing our health care, crossing the southern border, demanding translators, or attempting to reform the American nation.
Uncle Sam: have you sen what is happening to this country those damn Moochicans are stealing everything
Cousin Billy: Oh i know father what was this country like before them
Uncle Sam: you could only imagine...
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Pablo: Aye aye aye! free health care in U.S.A.
(crosses border and has 20 babies)
Santeria: I love being a Moochican free everything! and the President of this country even passed lass for us promising health care!
by MRS1113 August 14, 2010
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Moochi

Moochi enjoys to eat dog bones
by heqgviufq May 2, 2018
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Moocher

Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.
47 percent of Americans are moochers because they pay zero taxes to the federal government.
by Aliases October 11, 2012
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Mooching

a name given to any feeling that cannot be described in words.
when she had a lot of free time on her hands. She jus started mooching about.
by Juna Forte December 10, 2009
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moocher boyfriend

He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.

He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.

He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.

He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
Hey, girl. Why don't you dump that moocher boyfriend and get a real man who pays his own way?
by TiffanyBaby January 14, 2016
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Spunk Moocher

A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"

"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
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mooched

When somebody has given money to another person who has no money, but should.
Cody just mooched $5 off John.
by sullie August 20, 2004
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