jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by ian April 4, 2005

ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.

I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Gas Muncher

A man or women that eats out a girls cooter while driving. The word got its name because while she steers you munch her cooter and gas.

Sarah :How was the ride home with Jeffery last night?

Jane: it was great , he was such a gas Muncher, he sucked my cooter like a squirrel sucking on some alligator titties.

by Pitteddaddy February 18, 2017

dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick

Isaac is a dick muncher

by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017

Monther

A month anniversary.

Me and Bianca have our monther tomorrow! We are going to go out to eat at Carrabbas.

by Roog January 8, 2009

carpet munchers

A woman who likes to munch on other chicks pussy's, (their carpets).

Those bitches are hot, but i heard they are carpet munchers.

by Pears... October 13, 2005

Ass Muncher

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

by buzznjackal August 22, 2003