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Handlebar Moustache

A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.

A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.

An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
by Ericjt July 24, 2011
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monstah

Slang for "monster."
"Momah dare's a monstah unduh muh bed."
by Spencer Ingram March 30, 2008
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to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.
Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.
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Kool Aid Moustache

The usually red stain on the upper lip from Kool Aid that resembles a moustache. It usually is shaped in a semi-circle fashion due to the shape of the cup and looks like the Pringles Guy's moustache. While it is acceptable on children if a person over 11 has one they should live in complete shame.
Kenny: Dude is that a Kool Aid Moustache on your lip Alex?

Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.

Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.
by Leonardo, NJ July 19, 2010
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Mobstacle

Mobstacle: An individual or group of individuals who walk slowly due to focussing on their mobile phone or other mobile device and generally making it difficult for you to pass them, hence you are blocked or slowed down by their nuisance.

Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.
I missed my bus because I was stuck behind a couple of mobstacles!
by Chaucer Dan April 3, 2011
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Scottish Moustache

refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"

"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah

gave me last night. She's still on her period."

"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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Clit Moustache

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.
'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'
by Kim Mitten December 25, 2008
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