A handlebar moustache is a growth of hair from the upper lip of a man, including only hair from within the upper lip and within the smile lines, and not including hair growing from skin below the corners of the mouth. Such a moustache will have hair at either side that is allowed to grow longer and extend out to the sides, or upward or downward, and which may be straight - more or less - or naturally curled, or curled with the aid of heat or grooming aids such as waxes, pomades or glues.
A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.
An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
A handlebar moustache is considered a highly distinctive style for a man, adding a sort of exclamation point to his personal style. Some feel such is odd or strange, but it's merely rare these days, and those who wear them like the individuality or nostalgia of the style.
An important note is what is NOT a handlebar moustache: many people believe that a horseshoe goatee or "biker mustache" (like Hulk Hogan is known for) is a handlebar moustache. Such consists of a mustache on the upper lip connected to a growth of hair in a column from the corners of the mouth straight down to the jawline. A moustache doesn't include cheek, jaw or chin hair, thus this is not a handlebar moustache. It is a goatee with a moustache.
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Get the momsturbate mug.The usually red stain on the upper lip from Kool Aid that resembles a moustache. It usually is shaped in a semi-circle fashion due to the shape of the cup and looks like the Pringles Guy's moustache. While it is acceptable on children if a person over 11 has one they should live in complete shame.
Kenny: Dude is that a Kool Aid Moustache on your lip Alex?
Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.
Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.
Alex: No, its just a mark I got earlier.
Kenny: Bullshit, your 20 years old and you still haven't learned to drink from a glass you dumbass.
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Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.
Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.
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"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
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