Cement Mixer

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

by Gotthebag March 10, 2009

cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

cement mixer

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

by big papa pump July 26, 2004

cement mixer

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

Ranch Mixer

A women who dates a crime boss and does all of the household chores and has dinner waiting every night before the crime boss comes home, also know as a Miss Molly. She is known for her extravagent home made ranch and typically has sufficient funds from her newly married Crime Boss (CB).

That Ranch mixer does everything for the CB in the cheeb!

by Hitler89 November 12, 2009

cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.

Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.

by JJSupah August 25, 2004

cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

by Johnny Nightlife February 15, 2007