mitt up

to fail.
to screw sth. up.
to mess sth. up.
He mitted it up with this girl.
She makes a lot of mistakes. She is mittin it up.
They mitt up the exams.
by YouAreWho February 04, 2013
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Kickball mitt

Kickball Mitt - Used to describe something undescribeable, such as the sound of a fat kid being stuffed into Barbie easy bake oven.
Did you hear that noise Jack made last night? Sounded crazier then a kickball mitt.
by Kanzan27 September 27, 2007
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oven mitt

A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.
by spacepirate January 29, 2009
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mitt romney

Former governor of Massachusetts. Moderate Republican.... has had to move himself over to the rightin an attempt to get the Republican nomination for President. Smart, good looking, and potentially a dangerous candidate, but Bush has probably doomed any chance the GOP could keep the white house..... unless the Democrats run OJ Simpson or Saddam's corpse..... which wouldn't really be that shocking since they ran John Kerry and Al Gore.
It's one article a day about Mitt Romney now. Is America ready for a Mormon President? Is America ready for a Mormon President? Pretty soon.... it'll be an article a second.
by flipswirl January 13, 2007
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Catcher's Mitt

A hand full of Pooh while still in the pants.
I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt
by Slacker 4200 January 06, 2010
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Oven Mitt

1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.
1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.
by Rolostats October 28, 2011
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Catcher's Mitt

A technique one uses when making a poop in a public restroom. This involves wrapping toilet paper around the seat in such a manner as to delicately catch the poop before it can splash you and get dirty public toilet water on you. A deft touch is needed so as to allow the caught poop to slowly submerge in the water and not be suspended in midair.
That bathroom was so nasty, I had to put a catcher's mitt on the toilet before I could even think about pooping.
by the george October 13, 2006
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