Mind Jell-o 

The state of being otherwise known as "Out-of-it".
When you are having trouble participating in conversation from lack of brain function, especially during intoxication.

Boy: So I says to Maybell, I says... Wait are you listening?
Girl: Sorry man, I have total Mind Jell-o

Mind Jell-o by GreenFox August 30, 2014

mind pump 

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.

I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.

mind pump by HMG CoA reductase April 6, 2017

mind-fuckingfest 

a virulent form of mental & emotional manipulation. a gathering, event, experience, activity, and/or groupthink where psychological manipulation & abuse, intending to mess up a person(s) clear thought process to convince or brainwash them into accepting and acting upon the perpetrator's agenda, that often works against their own best interest while convincing them otherwise. Twisting a person(s) thought processes and beliefs, and /or convincing them of something totally different than what they previously thought or believed. Misleading and deceiving a person(s), convincing them of something totally different than what the real agenda is, leading them to take certain actions they would not take under normal circumstances. A form of gaslighting.

The political primaries are a mind-fuckingfest of the American people.

mind-fuckingfest by alibang-bang January 19, 2018

Mind Soap 

The cleansing utility used to clean and/or remove something from the mind.

My eyes, they burn!
I think i need some Mind Soap from watching 2 Girls 1 cup!

Mind Soap by Minouwagaincity :D August 25, 2008

mind that 

A different way of saying "look out for..." or "watch out..." Comman usage by Brits.

Friend 1 (driving car): And then I-

Friend 2: Oi! Mind that tree!

mind that by Sunster September 26, 2008

mind bloggling 

something that is so mind boggling that the only way you can express how awesome it is, is to blog about it afterwards

Person A: "The ending to Fight Club was craaaazy. It was so mind boggling, that I wrote about it in my blog later that night. Spoiler alert! lolz"

Person B: "man, that's mind bloggling!"

mind bloggling by zoty January 23, 2011

Mind Goblin 

A joke to troll unsuspecting victims

Jack: Hey, I got the mind goblin.
Mary: What's mind goblin?
Jack: Mind goblin deez nuts.
Mary: ... --- ... / - .... . -.-- / .... .- ...- . / -- . / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -..

Mind Goblin by Aunt May Dies January 4, 2022