Mew

Only the BEST FUCKING POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS ONCE YOU FUCK WITH IT. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON? PIKACHU? BULBASOR? A FUCKING TURTLE LOOKIN ASS? GET THOSE BITCHASS POKEMON AWAY FROM THIS BADASS. 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO FUCKING SLAY YO ASS. NO FUCKS GIVEN.

Damn, Mew is so badass. I don't give a shit if it's small.

by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

Mewing

making a sort of vacuum in your mouth whilst keeping your tongue on the roof of your mouth, you can't talk or anything while you mew

"why don't you talk often?"
*writes on paper* I'm mewing.

by your_nigga. January 30, 2024

sussy gyatt rizzler ohio mew

It's when someone has a voluptuous big sussy gyatt rizzler ohio mew

Hey do u have a Sussy gyatt?
No?
Eww u don't have skibidi riz

Haha I have a Sussy gyatt rizzler ohio mew

by Turi ip ip April 13, 2024

Mew

A Pokemon that looks like a cat fetus. And can learn all moves just like a fetus. In short its an insult.

That guy at the party looks like a Mew

by WeepyShark April 2, 2018

mewing muscle

The definition is a more complex version of mewing

that bro got no ; mewing muscles

by r9zzer May 13, 2024

Mewing

Putting the tongue on the roof of the mouth in order to have a more sharp and defined jawline.

Derrick was silent; mewing.

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Mewing

When you put your tongue to the roof of your mouth, gives you a defined and sharpened jawline.

“I’m mewing” “Day 100 of my mewing streak”

by avethepoo April 5, 2024