mermaid purse

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

by monroe1962 May 25, 2009

meerman

the greatest sex god amongst men, trapped in human form, one day to be released in a monumentus act of great extacy, then to rule over the land of orgasm, where he shall remain for many years to come.

Meerman, i think i need a new vagina, you just used all the milage and tred, i am now a slick, air hanger where no sausage can touch the sides... i comend you.

by fattybunta January 28, 2008

mermaitious

Having qualities that resemble that of a mermaid.

That girl over there with her legs crossed looks very mermaitious.

by Maniac in a Speedo April 16, 2014

Mermaid

When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish...

Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid

by Peachiè October 6, 2020

mermaid nutshot

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.

Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.

by bathroomwriter June 30, 2021

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.

Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.

by spanky409 April 10, 2016